Month: July 2024

Sport

Football didn’t come home

2 years ago NotN

NEWS of the NEWS is sad to report that football didn’t come home last night….

Food

Sausages ‘just dick-shaped hamburgers’ says food expert

11 months ago NotN

Politics

UK’s influence over US now limited to re-runs of The Benny Hill Show

11 months ago NotN

Musk to remove parts of own body in bid to make it more efficient

11 months ago NotN

Sport

Bloke watching women’s athletics on TV definitely not looking at their tits or fannies

1 year ago NotN

Amazon introduces breathalyser to prevent ‘pissed-up purchasing’

1 year ago NotN