Month: July 2024

Sport

Football didn’t come home

10 months ago NotN

NEWS of the NEWS is sad to report that football didn’t come home last night….

Nature

Easter Bunny Found Dead

6 days ago NotN

Food

Sausages ‘just dick-shaped hamburgers’ says food expert

2 months ago NotN

Politics

UK’s influence over US now limited to re-runs of The Benny Hill Show

2 months ago NotN

Musk to remove parts of own body in bid to make it more efficient

2 months ago NotN

Sport

Bloke watching women’s athletics on TV definitely not looking at their tits or fannies

5 months ago NotN