Attractive female Asian dentist ‘chosen at random’ for TV commercial, says major toothpaste manufacturer
An attractive Asian female dentist has seemingly been chosen at random by a major toothpaste…
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Scientists confirm most hotel beds 95% semen
A report released today suggests that the beds of most UK hotels are predominantly made…
Hand sanitiser causes cancer, say scientists
As if life wasn’t tough enough, a team of German scientists released a controversial report…
New Coronavirus vaccine has 99% effectiveness but needs to be stored in treacle on the moon
There was further positive news today with reports of a vaccine that has a 99%…
Agreeing With Piers Morgan A Symptom Of Coronavirus, Confirms Government
In news that will come as a shock to large swathes of the British public,…
“Sun Same Distance From Earth As Yesterday Yet Today It’s Freezing”, Says Baffled Britain
After a significant period of warm weather, Britain woke up cold and confused this morning….
We’re All Living Inside ‘The Matrix’ Say Scientists… And David Icke
In a report that is sending shock waves around the globe, a team of scientists…