Disney+ to air 24 part series chronicling the exploits of Chewbacca’s left testicle
Streaming platform Disney+ has denied sucking the Star Wars franchise dry with the announcement that…
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Scientists confirm most hotel beds 95% semen
A report released today suggests that the beds of most UK hotels are predominantly made…
BBC TV presenter accused of having a private life, doing things that were completely legal, and generally acting in a way that had zero effect on viewers
A key member of the BBC’s news team has been accused of acting in a…
Bloke watching women’s athletics on TV definitely not looking at their tits or fannies
A man in his 40s who has decided to watch a women’s athletics event on…
“What d’ya mean, it’s just a normal weekend?”, says Britain
Following consecutive Bank Holiday weekends, people up and down the UK woke this morning to…
New York jury finds Trump guilty of being himself
The jury in a New York civil trial has found former President Trump guilty of…
Amazon introduces breathalyser to prevent ‘pissed purchasing’
The online retail giant, Amazon, has responded to pressure from consumer groups by introducing a…
Ed Sheeran denies ‘borrowing’ lyrics from other artists, telling fans: “Don’t stop believin’…”
Carrot-topped singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran has been in court this week, accused of plagiarising the work…
Man in his 50s losing ongoing battle with nasal hair
A 51 year old man from Newport Pagnell has confirmed that he is losing his…
World leaders to be replaced by omnipresent QR code
In a shock move, the various leaders of planet earth have agreed to be replaced…