Rudy Giuliani to play ‘Ghost of Accelerated Cognitive Decline’ in ‘A Christmas Carol’ adaptation
NEWS of the NEWS understands that the former Mayor of New York and current attorney…
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New Coronavirus vaccine has 99% effectiveness but needs to be stored in treacle on the moon
There was further positive news today with reports of a vaccine that has a 99%…
God congratulates Joe Biden on election victory
In a move that has angered Trump supporters, God took the unprecedented step yesterday of…
President Trump to assume Lizard-like form if he wins second term
NEWS of the NEWS understands that US President, Donald Trump, is making plans to shapeshift…
Populist Leaders Plan Piss-Up In Brewery
The world’s populist leaders have joined forces to arrange a party at a brewery. NEWS…
Dying for a pint? Reopening of pubs could make that wish come true
The ‘R rate’ might still be close to 1 but that hasn’t stopped the British…
95% of football fans ‘couldn’t give a sh*t’ about Premier League restarting
With the 2019-20 Premier League season set to restart this week, NEWS of the NEWS…
Are you an ANTIFA terrorist? Take the government quiz to find out
Could you be part of a global, left-wing terrorist organisation without even knowing it? That…
Nigel Farage to be pulled down
In a dizzying week that has seen the removal of a number of statues that…
Family with two electric cars also owns woodburner, firepit, barbecue, chiminea and ride-on lawnmower
A family from Cheshire that outwardly appears to be trying to save the planet actually…