July 14, 2024

Bloke watching women’s athletics on TV definitely not looking at their tits or fannies


A man in his 40s who has decided to watch a women’s athletics event on TV swears blind that he’s not just ogling their privates. 


Dave Goodyear from North London told NEWS of the NEWS: 

“Of course I’m not, I’m just a big fan of sport generally, especially where women are involved.”


He went on:

“Watching these magnificent sportswomen giving their all, as they try to run faster, or jump further or higher than anyone else is a treat in itself and I take exception to anyone that suggests otherwise.”


“And no”, he added, “I’ve never noticed that, if you look hard enough, you can usually see their nipples, or that, if you’re lucky, you sometimes get a cheeky glimpse of flange.”