Conservative Party members face difficult decision of choosing between man with brown skin and lying simpleton
With the number of candidates vying to be the next leader of the Conservative Party…
Month: July 2022
F**k me it’s hot, says Britain
For once, the much-divided people of Britain have a genuine reason to unite as temperatures…
Larry the Downing Street cat secretly hoping Kurt Zouma becomes next PM
Whilst the Tory party chooses our next Prime Minister, spare a thought for Larry the…
Tory Party members to decide who gets to f**k you next
In a demonstration of democracy at its finest, the 200,000 or so members of the…
It’s (sort of) over!
NEWS of the NEWS is delighted to report that it’s over… we think. Thank fuck…
Satirical news sites struggling to keep up with non-stop shitstorm that is 10 Downing Street
The world’s satirical news sites put out a joint statement today, pleading with Boris Johnson’s…
Remember when Marvel was just powdered milk?
As the Marvel Cinematic Universe releases what feels like the 2,000th movie in a series…