Conservative Party members face difficult decision of choosing between man with brown skin and lying simpleton
With the number of candidates vying to be the next leader of the Conservative Party…
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Larry the Downing Street cat secretly hoping Kurt Zouma becomes next PM
Whilst the Tory party chooses our next Prime Minister, spare a thought for Larry the…
Tory Party members to decide who gets to f**k you next
In a demonstration of democracy at its finest, the 200,000 or so members of the…
It’s (sort of) over!
NEWS of the NEWS is delighted to report that it’s over… we think. Thank fuck…
Satirical news sites struggling to keep up with non-stop shitstorm that is 10 Downing Street
The world’s satirical news sites put out a joint statement today, pleading with Boris Johnson’s…
World leaders to be replaced by omnipresent QR code
In a shock move, the various leaders of planet earth have agreed to be replaced…
Matt Hancock falls on sword, having washed it after aide allegedly ‘fell on it’ repeatedly
Breaking News: Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, has resigned. NEWS of the NEWS has learned that…
Are you an entitled Tory tosspot? Take our quiz and find out
Have you got what it takes to join the ruling classes in Whitehall? We’ve devised…
Matt Hancock “sniffed own fingers” in COBRA meeting says source
In what has been a tumultuous week for Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, further revelations have…
Prime Minister’s opinion of Matt Hancock switches from “f***ing useless” to “dirty dog”
Following the revelation that government Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, had an affair with long-time friend…