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Nigel Farage to be pulled down
In a dizzying week that has seen the removal of a number of statues that…
We wrote article three years ago that predicted Cummings would write article predicting pandemic
NEWS of the NEWS can confirm that it did indeed publish an article three years…
If we’ve lied about Cummings it doesn’t mean we lied about Brexit, says Boris
Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, took the unusual step today of pre-empting a potential accusation that…
Dominic F***ing Cummings
Controversial Government strategist, Dominic Cummings, found himself in hot water today when it was revealed…
Trump supporters have higher IQs, claims President
At a White House press conference yesterday, President Trump boldly speculated that his supporters were…
Keir Starmer owns a field and that’s a bad thing, apparently
There was a shocking revelation at the weekend as NEWS of the NEWS learned that…
Government’s popularity surges amongst golfers with nannies
Following a week in which members of the British public increasingly voiced their criticism of…
Dog Mistaken For Boris Johnson
In news that is likely to embarrass the government, NEWS of the NEWS understands that…
Government’s Latest Advice: Do What The F*ck You Like
The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has released a pre-recorded message which included updated advice on…