President Trump to assume Lizard-like form if he wins second term
NEWS of the NEWS understands that US President, Donald Trump, is making plans to shapeshift…
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Populist Leaders Plan Piss-Up In Brewery
The world’s populist leaders have joined forces to arrange a party at a brewery. NEWS…
Are you an ANTIFA terrorist? Take the government quiz to find out
Could you be part of a global, left-wing terrorist organisation without even knowing it? That…
Nigel Farage to be pulled down
In a dizzying week that has seen the removal of a number of statues that…
We wrote article three years ago that predicted Cummings would write article predicting pandemic
NEWS of the NEWS can confirm that it did indeed publish an article three years…
If we’ve lied about Cummings it doesn’t mean we lied about Brexit, says Boris
Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, took the unusual step today of pre-empting a potential accusation that…
Dominic F***ing Cummings
Controversial Government strategist, Dominic Cummings, found himself in hot water today when it was revealed…
Trump supporters have higher IQs, claims President
At a White House press conference yesterday, President Trump boldly speculated that his supporters were…
Keir Starmer owns a field and that’s a bad thing, apparently
There was a shocking revelation at the weekend as NEWS of the NEWS learned that…
Government’s popularity surges amongst golfers with nannies
Following a week in which members of the British public increasingly voiced their criticism of…