UK’s influence over US now limited to re-runs of The Benny Hill Show
With President Trump’s second term in office now in full swing, the US’s newly hostile…
With President Trump’s second term in office now in full swing, the US’s newly hostile…
Elon Musk is officially on a body remodel spree, planning to ditch anything he deems “excess baggage,” including his left ear, leg, and even brain regions responsible for kindness. Next stop: a head in a rocket ball!
In a shock move, the various leaders of planet earth have agreed to be replaced…
The jury in a New York civil trial has found former President Trump guilty of…
A man who once referred to his wife as being Japanese, even though she is…
With the number of candidates vying to be the next leader of the Conservative Party…
Whilst the Tory party chooses our next Prime Minister, spare a thought for Larry the…
In a demonstration of democracy at its finest, the 200,000 or so members of the…
NEWS of the NEWS is delighted to report that it’s over… we think. Thank fuck…
The world’s satirical news sites put out a joint statement today, pleading with Boris Johnson’s…