Amazon introduces breathalyser to prevent ‘pissed-up purchasing’
The online retail giant, Amazon, has responded to pressure from consumer groups by introducing a…
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Woman literally cannot drink water unless it’s from a Gymshark bottle
A 22 year old woman from London has confirmed that she is unable to drink…
Easter ‘just a shit version of Christmas’, say kids
NEWS of the NEWS spoke with a cross-section of Britain’s children and asked them what…
Scientists confirm most hotel beds 95% semen
A report released today suggests that the beds of most UK hotels are predominantly made…
Woman who just got back from a run desperate to tell you the route she took
A woman who just got back from a 2¼ mile run literally cannot wait to…
“What d’ya mean, it’s just a normal weekend?”, says Britain
Following consecutive Bank Holiday weekends, people up and down the UK woke this morning to…
Man in his 50s losing ongoing battle with nasal hair
A 51 year old man from Newport Pagnell has confirmed that he is losing his…
Cars to run on Fabergé eggs in bid to cut the cost of motoring
As motorists up and down the UK will have noticed, global instability has led to…
Bloke who secretly despises his job receives cufflinks, pen and a tie-clip for his birthday
A man who outwardly appears to be the epitome of white collar success but who…
Brits set to take part in unprecedented number of ‘business meetings’ over Christmas period
Following Downing Street’s recent announcement that a photo showing the Prime Minister and others enjoying…