Smelly Shitmas!
The festive season is rapidly approaching and throughout the country people are waking up to…
Month: November 2020
Rudy Giuliani to play ‘Ghost of Accelerated Cognitive Decline’ in A Christmas Carol adaptation
NEWS of the NEWS understands that the former Mayor of New York and current attorney…
New Coronavirus vaccine has 99% effectiveness but needs to be stored in treacle on the moon
There was further positive news today with reports of a vaccine that has a 99%…
God congratulates Joe Biden on election victory
In a move that has angered Trump supporters, God took the unprecedented step yesterday of…