May 17, 2021

Rudy Giuliani to play ‘Ghost of Accelerated Cognitive Decline’ in ‘A Christmas Carol’ adaptation

NEWS of the NEWS understands that the former Mayor of New York and current attorney to the President, Rudy Giuliani, will be appearing in a televised adaptation of Charles Dickens’ classic ‘A Christmas Carol’.

Sources suggest that this contemporary take on the much-loved Christmas novel will feature a confused Giuliani entering what he thinks to be Ebeneezer Scrooge’s bedroom, only to later realise that it’s the sporting goods aisle of a Florida Walmart.

In a plot twist that deviates from Dickens’ original text, Scrooge, played by one-term President, Donald Trump, chooses not to embrace the spirit of Christmas and instead doubles-down by denying that Christmas even exists.

The TV special will be available on Fox News from Friday and will air throughout the holidays.