July 31, 2021

Rudy Giuliani to play ‘Ghost of Accelerated Cognitive Decline’ in A Christmas Carol adaptation

NEWS of the NEWS understands that the former Mayor of New York and current attorney to the President, Rudy Giuliani, will be appearing in a televised adaptation of Charles Dickens’ classic ‘A Christmas Carol’.

Sources suggest that this contemporary take on the much-loved Christmas novel will feature a confused Giuliani entering what he thinks to be Ebeneezer Scrooge’s bedroom, only to later realise that it’s the sporting goods aisle of a Florida Walmart.

In a plot twist that deviates from Dickens’ original text, Scrooge, played by one-term President, Donald Trump, chooses not to embrace the spirit of Christmas and instead doubles-down by denying that Christmas even exists.

The TV special will be available on Fox News from Friday and will air throughout the holidays.