Dying for a pint? Reopening of pubs could make that wish come true
The ‘R rate’ might still be close to 1 but that hasn’t stopped the British…
Month: June 2020
95% of football fans ‘couldn’t give a sh*t’ about Premier League restarting
With the 2019-20 Premier League season set to restart this week, NEWS of the NEWS…
Are you an ANTIFA terrorist? Take the government quiz to find out
Could you be part of a global, left-wing terrorist organisation without even knowing it? That…
Nigel Farage to be pulled down
In a dizzying week that has seen the removal of a number of statues that…
Family with two electric cars also owns woodburner, firepit, barbecue, chiminea and ride-on lawnmower
A family from Cheshire that outwardly appears to be trying to save the planet actually…
Bloke still convinced his stag do will go ahead
A man who excitedly booked his stag do almost 12 months ago and has looked…
President Twunt
What word best describes the President of the United States, Donald Trump? That’s the question…
Children’s Puzzle #2: Where’s Trump?
Hey kids! We know things are quite scary at the moment, what with that nasty…