Are you an ANTIFA terrorist? Take the government quiz to find out
Could you be part of a global, left-wing terrorist organisation without even knowing it?
That is the question the governments of Britain and America are asking.
To help you find out both countries have introduced a simple quiz which has been designed to unearth unwitting terrorists:
Are you opposed to one or more of the following:
Racism, sexism, fascism, homophobia, transphobia, biphobia, global warming, vivisection, government abuse of power, government ineptitude, any other government action/inaction?
If you answered “Yes” to any of the above, are you also prepared to attend a public protest to raise awareness of the cause or causes?
So, are you an ANTIFA terrorist?
According to government guidelines, if you answered “Yes” to question 1:
“There is a medium to high likelihood that you are an ANTIFA terrorist. You should turn yourself in to the authorities at the earliest opportunity.”
If you answered “Yes” to both questions:
“You are definitely an ANTIFA terrorist, possibly one of its ringleaders. You should say goodbye to your family and friends and turn yourself in to the authorities immediately.”