Amazon introduces breathalyser to prevent ‘pissed purchasing’
The online retail giant, Amazon, has responded to pressure from consumer groups by introducing a…
Month: April 2023
Ed Sheeran denies ‘borrowing’ lyrics from other artists, telling fans: “Don’t stop believin’…”
Carrot-topped singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran has been in court this week, accused of plagiarising the work…
Man in his 50s losing ongoing battle with nasal hair
A 51 year old man from Newport Pagnell has confirmed that he is losing his…
World leaders to be replaced by omnipresent QR code
In a shock move, the various leaders of planet earth have agreed to be replaced…
Easter Bunny Found Dead
In news that will break the hearts of children up and down the country, NEWS…
Easter ‘just a shit version of Christmas’, say kids
NEWS of the NEWS spoke with a cross-section of Britain’s children and asked them what…