Sausages ‘just dick-shaped hamburgers’ says food expert
The much-loved sausage, the meaty treat enjoyed all over the world, has become the subject…
Sausages ‘just dick-shaped hamburgers’ says food expert
UK’s influence over US now limited to re-runs of The Benny Hill Show
Musk to remove parts of own body in bid to make it more efficient
Bloke watching women’s athletics on TV definitely not looking at their tits or fannies
Amazon introduces breathalyser to prevent ‘pissed-up purchasing’
World leaders to be replaced by omnipresent QR code
Woman literally cannot drink water unless it’s from a Gymshark bottle
Football didn’t come home
Nice guy Gareth Southgate ‘total filth in the bedroom’, alleges former lover
England v Denmark: The tabloid newspaper guide to which country is best off the pitch
Attractive female Asian dentist ‘chosen at random’ for TV commercial, says major toothpaste manufacturer
Easter Bunny Found Dead
Easter ‘just a shit version of Christmas’, say kids
Premier League to introduce green cards, allowing referees to instantly grant foreign players permanent UK residency and working rights
Scientists confirm most hotel beds 95% semen
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