“Please Can We Have Our Sport Back?” Sob Britain’s Men
It’s official, after four torrid weeks without televised sport the UK’s men have finally lost…
It’s official, after four torrid weeks without televised sport the UK’s men have finally lost…
In a report that has sent shockwaves throughout middle class Britain, a team of scientists…
News of a huge drop in the price of fuel has been greeted with delight…
Whilst the footballing authorities consider whether or not to continue with the current Premier League…
“That’s right, don’t you dare f****** cough!” That’s the message the British public is giving…
After much speculation the UK government has admitted that it changed the time of its…
Britain’s parents have confirmed that, even in the midst of a pandemic, the threat of…
In science news, the controversial zoologist Helmut von Schittsberg has claimed that the manatee –…
43 year old Finance Manager, Anna Hancock, told NEWS of the NEWS, “I’d taken my…
Following reports from Wilmslow of a BMW driver allowing other motorists to pull out in…