Disney+ to air 24 part series chronicling the exploits of Chewbacca’s left testicle
Scientists confirm most hotel beds 95% semen
BBC TV presenter accused of having a private life, doing things that were completely legal, and generally acting in a way that had zero effect on viewers
Bloke watching women’s athletics on TV definitely not looking at their tits or fannies
“What d’ya mean, it’s just a normal weekend?”, says Britain
New York jury finds Trump guilty of being himself
Amazon introduces breathalyser to prevent ‘pissed purchasing’
Ed Sheeran denies ‘borrowing’ lyrics from other artists, telling fans: “Don’t stop believin’…”
Man in his 50s losing ongoing battle with nasal hair
World leaders to be replaced by omnipresent QR code
Easter Bunny Found Dead
Easter ‘just a shit version of Christmas’, say kids
Nice guy Gareth Southgate ‘total filth in the bedroom’, alleges former lover
Elon Musk to buy Persian cat and live in hollowed-out volcano
Man who thought his Chinese wife was Japanese, in charge of UK economy
In science news, the controversial zoologist Helmut von Schittsberg has claimed that the manatee –…
43 year old Finance Manager, Anna Hancock, told NEWS of the NEWS, “I’d taken my…
Following reports from Wilmslow of a BMW driver allowing other motorists to pull out in…
