“Don’t F****** Cough!” says Britain.
“That’s right, don’t you dare f****** cough!”
That’s the message the British public is giving to… the rest of the British public!
Sid Flemming, a postman from Hemel Hempstead, told NEWS of the NEWS: “It’s getting ridiculous. I had to clear my throat yesterday after inhaling a passing fly. I swear if the people nearby had guns they would’ve blown my f****** head off!”
Pauline Yeast, a dental hygienist from Poole, told us: “The streets are full of people that have Coronavirus but don’t care who catches it. I was walking my cockapoo, Lily, yesterday and a man about 50 metres ahead of me actually coughed. Can you believe that? He didn’t even look bothered. They should bring back hanging.”
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