August 5, 2020

“Look At My Latest Tik-Tok” Amongst Parents’ Top 3 Most Dreaded Phrases

Britain’s parents have confirmed that, even in the midst of a pandemic, the threat of being forced to watch their “little darling’s” latest video creation is enough to send them into the arms of a coughing geriatric.

45 year old mother of two, Debra Sparks, told reporters: “I love my kids, honestly, and I do encourage them to be creative but… for God’s sake, I wish they would f*** off with their Tik-Tok sh*t! It’s like watching an epileptic fit to music!”

So, do you love your kids enough to watch their piece of sh*t dancing?

Let us know because, like you, we’ve got f*** all to do right now.