Cows discover cocaine with street value of over £500bn
A herd of dairy cows, known locally for their tasty milk, surprised their owner and…
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Farmer with itchy trigger-finger, desperate to shoot your dog
A farmer who owns land that includes a number of public footpaths is looking for…
People Who Watched Satellites Last Night Wake Up Blind And Are Easy Prey For Triffids
Shocking news this morning as many of the World’s population wake up to darkness after…
Easter Bunny Found Dead
In news that will break the hearts of children up and down the country, NEWS…
“Cockapoos Cause Cancer” Say Scientists
In a report that has sent shockwaves throughout middle class Britain, a team of scientists…
Manatees “Just Dolphins With Down’s Syndrome” Claims Scientist
In science news, the controversial zoologist Helmut von Schittsberg has claimed that the manatee –…