August 5, 2020

People Who Watched Satellites Last Night Wake Up Blind And Are Easy Prey For Triffids

Shocking news this morning as many of the World’s population wake up to darkness after watching a parade of satellites travel across the sky last night.

In an almost unbelievable twist, NEWS of the NEWS understands that a previously undiscovered species of carnivorous plant has been seen roaming the streets, picking off the unsighted at will.

We will bring you more on this worrying story once we have further details.