We wrote article three years ago that predicted Cummings would write article predicting pandemic
NEWS of the NEWS can confirm that it did indeed publish an article three years…
Month: May 2020
If we’ve lied about Cummings it doesn’t mean we lied about Brexit, says Boris
Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, took the unusual step today of pre-empting a potential accusation that…
British public ditches Government advice and decides herd immunity is way forward
In reaction to the government’s shifting and, some would argue, vague pandemic advice, the British…
Competition: Win A Family Day Out At Barnard Castle
NEWS of the NEWS is excited to offer its readers the chance to win a…
Dominic F***ing Cummings
Controversial Government strategist, Dominic Cummings, found himself in hot water today when it was revealed…
Trump supporters have higher IQs, claims President
At a White House press conference yesterday, President Trump boldly speculated that his supporters were…
Keir Starmer owns a field and that’s a bad thing, apparently
There was a shocking revelation at the weekend as NEWS of the NEWS learned that…
Government’s popularity surges amongst golfers with nannies
Following a week in which members of the British public increasingly voiced their criticism of…
Britain’s Biggest Lockdown Cravings: Draught Guinness and Dogging
NEWS of the NEWS asked the British public to tell us what they were missing…
Agreeing With Piers Morgan A Symptom Of Coronavirus, Confirms Government
In news that will come as a shock to large swathes of the British public,…