Conservative Party members face difficult decision of choosing between man with brown skin and lying simpleton 
F**k me it’s hot, says Britain 
Larry the Downing Street cat secretly hoping Kurt Zouma becomes next PM 
Tory Party members to decide who gets to f**k you next 
It’s (sort of) over! 
Satirical news sites struggling to keep up with non-stop shitstorm that is 10 Downing Street 
Remember when Marvel was just powdered milk? 
Cars to run on Fabergé eggs in bid to cut the cost of motoring 
World leaders to be replaced by omnipresent QR code 
Easter Bunny Found Dead 
Easter ‘just a shit version of Christmas’, say kids 
Ed Sheeran denies ‘borrowing’ lyrics from other artists, telling fans: “Don’t stop believin’…” 
Why paying £12m to a complete stranger is a victory, by Prince Andrew’s lawyers 
Bloke who secretly despises his job receives cufflinks, pen and a tie-clip for his birthday 
Stephen Graham to star in every new British TV drama for the next 1,000 years Conservative Party members face difficult decision of choosing between man with brown skin and lying simpleton
With the number of candidates vying to be the next leader of the Conservative Party…
F**k me it’s hot, says Britain
For once, the much-divided people of Britain have a genuine reason to unite as temperatures…
Larry the Downing Street cat secretly hoping Kurt Zouma becomes next PM
Whilst the Tory party chooses our next Prime Minister, spare a thought for Larry the…
Tory Party members to decide who gets to f**k you next
In a demonstration of democracy at its finest, the 200,000 or so members of the…
It’s (sort of) over!
NEWS of the NEWS is delighted to report that it’s over… we think. Thank fuck…
Satirical news sites struggling to keep up with non-stop shitstorm that is 10 Downing Street
The world’s satirical news sites put out a joint statement today, pleading with Boris Johnson’s…
Remember when Marvel was just powdered milk?
As the Marvel Cinematic Universe releases what feels like the 2,000th movie in a series…
Cars to run on Fabergé eggs in bid to cut the cost of motoring
As motorists up and down the UK will have noticed, global instability has led to…
World leaders to be replaced by omnipresent QR code
In a shock move, the various leaders of planet earth have agreed to be replaced…
Easter Bunny Found Dead
In news that will break the hearts of children up and down the country, NEWS…