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Nigel Farage to be pulled down 
Family with two electric cars also owns woodburner, firepit, barbecue, chiminea and ride-on lawnmower 
Bloke still convinced his stag do will go ahead 
President Twunt 
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We wrote article three years ago that predicted Cummings would write article predicting pandemic 
If we’ve lied about Cummings it doesn’t mean we lied about Brexit, says Boris 
British public ditches Government advice and decides herd immunity is way forward 
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The ‘R rate’ might still be close to 1 but that hasn’t stopped the British…
95% of football fans ‘couldn’t give a sh*t’ about Premier League restarting
With the 2019-20 Premier League season set to restart this week, NEWS of the NEWS…
Are you an ANTIFA terrorist? Take the government quiz to find out
Could you be part of a global, left-wing terrorist organisation without even knowing it? That…
Nigel Farage to be pulled down
In a dizzying week that has seen the removal of a number of statues that…
Family with two electric cars also owns woodburner, firepit, barbecue, chiminea and ride-on lawnmower
A family from Cheshire that outwardly appears to be trying to save the planet actually…
Bloke still convinced his stag do will go ahead
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President Twunt
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Children’s Puzzle #2: Where’s Trump?
Hey kids! We know things are quite scary at the moment, what with that nasty…
We wrote article three years ago that predicted Cummings would write article predicting pandemic
NEWS of the NEWS can confirm that it did indeed publish an article three years…
If we’ve lied about Cummings it doesn’t mean we lied about Brexit, says Boris
Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, took the unusual step today of pre-empting a potential accusation that…