November 27, 2020

God congratulates Joe Biden on election victory

In a move that has angered Trump supporters, God took the unprecedented step yesterday of congratulating Joe Biden on becoming President-elect.

In the early hours of Sunday a defiant President Trump tweeted in response:

“I see that liberal snowflake and ANTIFA member, God, is siding with the fake news media. SAD!!!”

A spokesperson for God told our reporters: 

“The Almighty has always been reluctant to interfere in the affairs of mankind as he gave you all free will and the ability to choose your own destiny. He has made an exception in this case as some of you appear too brainless to see that your loser, one-term, impeached f***wit of a President is attempting a coup. Please try harder in future or we’ll be giving ants the chance to become the dominant species.”