April 24, 2024

Cummings: “It weren’t me, guv”

The former Chief Advisor to the Prime Minister, Dominic Cummings, has today been interviewed by a House of Commons Select Committee about the government’s initial handling of the pandemic.

During questioning he told committee members:

“It weren’t me that done it, squire. It was Bozzer and that snivellin’ Hancock what botched everyfin’ up. Yeah, so maybe I was there at the time but, yer know, they made me do it and you ain’t proving nuffink, yer bleedin’ muppet.”

More to follow…