Matt Hancock falls on sword, having washed it after aide allegedly ‘fell on it’ repeatedly
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Prime Minister’s opinion of Matt Hancock switches from “f***ing useless” to “dirty dog”
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Sleaze-ridden Tory government to take moral high ground when reviewing the BBC
The UK government is expected to announce sweeping reforms of the BBC once an ongoing…
Cummings: “It weren’t me, guv”
The former Chief Advisor to the Prime Minister, Dominic Cummings, has today been interviewed by…
God congratulates Joe Biden on election victory
In a move that has angered Trump supporters, God took the unprecedented step yesterday of…
President Trump to assume Lizard-like form if he wins second term
NEWS of the NEWS understands that US President, Donald Trump, is making plans to shapeshift…
Populist leaders plan piss-up in brewery
The world’s populist leaders have joined forces to arrange a party at a brewery. NEWS…
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