October 1, 2023

It’s (sort of) over!

1 year ago NotN

NEWS of the NEWS is delighted to report that it’s over… we think.


Thank fuck for that (hopefully).

More Stories

New York jury finds Trump guilty of being himself

5 months ago NotN

World leaders to be replaced by omnipresent QR code

6 months ago NotN

Man who thought his Chinese wife was Japanese, in charge of UK economy  

12 months ago NotN

Conservative Party members face difficult decision of choosing between man with brown skin and lying simpleton  

1 year ago NotN

Larry the Downing Street cat secretly hoping Kurt Zouma becomes next PM 

1 year ago NotN

Tory Party members to decide who gets to f**k you next 

1 year ago NotN

You may have missed

Disney+ to air 24 part series chronicling the exploits of Chewbacca’s left testicle

3 weeks ago NotN

Scientists confirm most hotel beds 95% semen 

2 months ago NotN

BBC TV presenter accused of having a private life, doing things that were completely legal, and generally acting in a way that had zero effect on viewers 

3 months ago NotN

Bloke watching women’s athletics on TV definitely not looking at their tits or fannies

4 months ago NotN

“What d’ya mean, it’s just a normal weekend?”, says Britain

5 months ago NotN