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Satirical news sites struggling to keep up with non-stop shitstorm that is 10 Downing Street
The world’s satirical news sites put out a joint statement today, pleading with Boris Johnson’s…
Remember when Marvel was just powdered milk?
As the Marvel Cinematic Universe releases what feels like the 2,000th movie in a series…
Cars to run on Fabergé eggs in bid to cut the cost of motoring
As motorists up and down the UK will have noticed, global instability has led to…
Why paying £12m to a complete stranger is a victory, by Prince Andrew’s lawyers
Lawyers acting on behalf of estranged royal, Prince Andrew, have today been explaining to bemused…
Bloke who secretly despises his job receives cufflinks, pen and a tie-clip for his birthday
A man who outwardly appears to be the epitome of white collar success but who…
Stephen Graham to star in every new British TV drama for the next 1,000 years
TV execs have announced that the star of Line of Duty and countless other popular…
Brits set to take part in unprecedented number of ‘business meetings’ over Christmas period
Following Downing Street’s recent announcement that a photo showing the Prime Minister and others enjoying…
Technology can go f**k itself
We’ve all enjoyed the benefits of rapidly developing technology. Computers that can spot the early…
Cows discover cocaine with street value of over £500bn
A herd of dairy cows, known locally for their tasty milk, surprised their owner and…