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Matt Hancock “sniffed own fingers” in COBRA meeting says source
In what has been a tumultuous week for Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, further revelations have…
Prime Minister’s opinion of Matt Hancock switches from “f***ing useless” to “dirty dog”
Following the revelation that government Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, had an affair with long-time friend…
Pescatarians to be reclassified as ‘fussy carnivores’
In a move that aims to redefine the eating habits of over 1.3m people in…
Londoners trial e-scooter scheme that makes them look like ‘right twats’
London is the latest UK city to trial an e-scooter programme which allows members of…
Harry and Meghan: Baby’s names in no way chosen to cynically appease the Queen, the media and the British public
Following the birth of their daughter, Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex…
Put Spain on the f***ing green list, says Britain
Following the Spanish government’s recent announcement that British tourists can visit the country without taking…
Sleaze-ridden Tory government to take moral high ground when reviewing the BBC
The UK government is expected to announce sweeping reforms of the BBC once an ongoing…
Cummings: “It weren’t me, guv”
The former Chief Advisor to the Prime Minister, Dominic Cummings, has today been interviewed by…
Farmer with itchy trigger-finger, desperate to shoot your dog
A farmer who owns land that includes a number of public footpaths is looking for…