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Nigel Farage to be pulled down
In a dizzying week that has seen the removal of a number of statues that…
Family with two electric cars also owns woodburner, firepit, barbecue, chiminea and ride-on lawnmower
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Bloke still convinced his stag do will go ahead
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We wrote article three years ago that predicted Cummings would write article predicting pandemic
NEWS of the NEWS can confirm that it did indeed publish an article three years…
If we’ve lied about Cummings it doesn’t mean we lied about Brexit, says Boris
Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, took the unusual step today of pre-empting a potential accusation that…
British public ditches Government advice and decides herd immunity is way forward
In reaction to the government’s shifting and, some would argue, vague pandemic advice, the British…
Competition: Win A Family Day Out At Barnard Castle
NEWS of the NEWS is excited to offer its readers the chance to win a…