Bibles To Include Images Of President Trump As Anti-Christ
In a surprising ‘revelation’, pictures of President Trump are to be included in all future…
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People Who Watched Satellites Last Night Wake Up Blind And Are Easy Prey For Triffids
Shocking news this morning as many of the World’s population wake up to darkness after…
Ofcom Rules That Holmes and Icke Both “Bellends”
The broadcasting watchdog, Ofcom, has issued a formal response to recent on-air comments made by…
Billie Eilish “Not Even Remotely Bothered” Everyone Calls Her ‘Billie Eyelash’
In an exclusive interview, American singer songwriter Billie Eilish spoke with NEWS of the NEWS…
Boris says: “W*nk for Britain”
The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has today encouraged people that work from home to “W*nk…
President Trump To Play Multiple Roles In ‘The Wizard of Oz’ Remake
Hollywood caught the entertainment world off guard yesterday when it announced that it had concluded…
Runners Immune To Covid-19, Assume Runners
It’s official, Britain’s runners are immune to Coronavirus. That’s according to… Britain’s runners! NEWS of…
Trump Accidentally Tells Truth
Washington DC: The White House was in disarray yesterday after reports suggesting that the President…
Skype, FaceTime and Zoom To Introduce £10 Per Minute Minimum Charge
In a move that is being described by many as “cynical” and “greedy“, the global…
Easter Weekend Indistinguishable From Any Other Period During Lockdown
What have you been doing this weekend? The chances are that your answer is likely…