Dancing like a twat whilst holding a national flag guaranteed to get you on TV
Broadcasters have confirmed that dancing around and shaking a flag like a soft twat pre-kick-off is pretty-much guaranteed to get your face on TV.
A spokesperson for the media company responsible for covering Euro 2020 told NEWS of the NEWS:
“It’s true, jigging around to some piece of shit tune, looking like you’re really enjoying it, whilst carrying a flag will virtually guarantee you some TV coverage. The only thing more likely to get your face on TV is if you’re an unbelievably hot girl that looks like they’ve never been to a football match before. That or a sobbing bloke.”