December 6, 2022

Elon Musk to buy Persian cat and live in hollowed-out volcano 

The world’s richest man and new owner of Twitter, Elon Musk, has announced his latest plans to unnerve mankind. 


In an apparent bid to embrace his new role as a global supervillain, Musk tweeted earlier today, “Bought a pedigree white cat and about to move into my state-of-the-art former volcano lair #gonnatakeovertheworld”.


It remains to be seen whether Musk is serious in his claims or if this is just another example of the ‘humour’ for which he has become known. Either way, Tesla shares dropped by 31% following the tweet. They returned to previous levels later in the day after Musk ‘liked’ a photo of a kitten playing with a fluffy chick.