Easter Bunny Found Dead
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Sausages ‘just dick-shaped hamburgers’ says food expert
The much-loved sausage, the meaty treat enjoyed all over the world, has become the subject…
UK’s influence over US now limited to re-runs of The Benny Hill Show
With President Trump’s second term in office now in full swing, the US’s newly hostile…
Musk to remove parts of own body in bid to make it more efficient
Elon Musk is officially on a body remodel spree, planning to ditch anything he deems “excess baggage,” including his left ear, leg, and even brain regions responsible for kindness. Next stop: a head in a rocket ball!