August 5, 2020

Boris says: “W*nk for Britain”

The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has today encouraged people that work from home to “W*nk for Britain”.

It follows a recent report that suggested a link between short, high intensity bursts of exercise and increased resistance to viruses.

The Prime Minister said in a statement:

We all owe it to our country to build our resilience to this terrible virus.

The people of Britain should see it as their duty to yank themselves off around the clock until we beat Covid-19.

I have certainly been doing my bit whilst recovering at Chequers and I encourage you all to follow my example.

Onanism is good-anism!”

Join the NEWS of the NEWS campaign to get adult Briton’s to do their bit:

Let’s Beat Coronavirus, One W*nk At A Time.