Vegan at Christmas party waits 3 minutes before mentioning her dietary preferences, breaking previous world record
Smelly Shitmas!
Rudy Giuliani to play ‘Ghost of Accelerated Cognitive Decline’ in ‘A Christmas Carol’ adaptation
New Coronavirus vaccine has 99% effectiveness but needs to be stored in treacle on the moon
God congratulates Joe Biden on election victory
President Trump to assume Lizard-like form if he wins second term
Populist Leaders Plan Piss-Up In Brewery
Dying for a pint? Reopening of pubs could make that wish come true
95% of football fans ‘couldn’t give a sh*t’ about Premier League restarting
Are you an ANTIFA terrorist? Take the government quiz to find out
Nigel Farage to be pulled down
Family with two electric cars also owns woodburner, firepit, barbecue, chiminea and ride-on lawnmower
Bloke still convinced his stag do will go ahead
President Twunt
Children’s Puzzle #2: Where’s Trump?
43 year old Finance Manager, Anna Hancock, told NEWS of the NEWS, “I’d taken my…
Following reports from Wilmslow of a BMW driver allowing other motorists to pull out in…
